The Punditian: Joe the Plumber for President

Anyone who has been following the '08 Presidential Election, knows the hot buzz-word is "change." All we hear about these days is change, in fact McCain's campaign slogan is "Change is coming." Then there's this Obama character who swears that he represents the change the nation needs. However, after tonight's debate between these two traditional Presidential candidates, I know what change this country really needs... I'm voting for Joe the Plumber!

That's right, I am voting for this Joe the Plumber guy. After all, wasn't he referred to at least 21 times in total by both these so-called front runners. McCain deferred to Joe on nearly every question he was asked. Not to mention that if John McCain says this guy is rich, with all the dough that McCain has, this Joe guy must be rolling in the cheddar. That means he must understand the economy better than anyone else. Joe the Plumber's name was mentioned with every major issue concerning this election, from the failing economy to war, so he must have all the answers too. Why should we waist our votes on either one of these two chumps, when our Saviour is right in front of us. It's Joe the Plumber or bust for me!

Now, with the revelation of Joe the Plumber's clear superiority over both the mainstream candidates there are several questions we Americans must have answered. First, what party affiliation does Joe side with? Or perhaps he is an independent. What would this new party's symbol be; we already know of the Democrat's donkey, and the GOP's elephant. Maybe it is the plumber's ass-crack. Second, who is Joe the Plumber's Vice-Presidential running mate? The word on that proverbial street is that he has chosen Joe Six-pack. If this rumour is correct, then it would be devastating to McCain's bid for the White House, since his VP candidate Sarah Palin was depending heavily on the Joe Six-pack faction vote!